From the dinner table

Over an amazing spectacular dinner of Kraft macaroni and cheese (Spiderman noodle if you must know) a witty comment from "The Bean" (age 9).....
"M-----, quit talking about queens and princesses! Think about the poor people that had to serve the queens. They had a hard life. Their life was bad!"
"Why was it so bad?" the kindergartner queries.
"Taxes," he answers, bowing his head.